Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

Cock Lobster by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

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Mini lobster claw

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

Mini lobster claw by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

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Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

Chicago Lobster Boil by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021