French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.

Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”

by 2x Talk August 25, 2010

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025

White Lightning

A cocktail made from denatured alcohol and milk rumored to be consumed by Australian aboriginals.

Michael: Hey Edwin, wanna go sniff some petrol?
Edwin: Nah, I been down to Centerlink. Ima go ride the White Lightning.
Michael: Deadly! Let's do it bloke.

by 34345464575676868678 December 14, 2018

White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.

"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James

by Lil blevins Iover December 10, 2023