Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.

Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"

by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018

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Last Inch

Do not use this lightly. After giving a chick the last inch while dicking her down she will follow you around whether you want to or not. The last inch is a metaphorical extension of your cock not a literal one she will feel it in her soul.

"Why's Gina been following Todd around all day?"
"I'll bet Todd gave her the last inch last night."

by the shamurai council August 25, 2018

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last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018

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Lastie

Death caused by taking a selfie

The young man was a victim of a lastie over the weekend when he fell to his death taking a selfie

by The observant human January 4, 2019

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Lasta

a dope ass savage which means teen, cool, and savage you must be a teenager and fearless

Hey I'm Lasta

by TheMightySusGodLasta June 10, 2019

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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

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