kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Kurt

Filo guy who has a Big dick

Girl: Hey your packin, I bet your name is Kurt

by Sachio666 November 25, 2021

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024

Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.

Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!

by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018

dropdead-Kurt

A Hero.
Someone from the internet
Owns a SAVAGE clothing company!

"OMFG IT'S DROPDEAD-KURT FROM MYSPACE!!"
"I heard dropdead-Kurt owns this clothing company with a friend"
"there goes that dropdead-Kurt wearing We Could Be Heroes"
"you ain't got shit on dropdead-Kurt"
"dropdead-Kurt likes to listen to that Death Ohh Eff"

by Clerrr from myspace February 20, 2009

Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

Kurt Cobain

Legendary legend. Beautiful body and face. Beautiful soul.

Kurt Cobain is the leader singer of grunge band Nirvana. Some of their most famous songs include Smells like teens spirit which recently hit 1 billion views as of Christmas 2019. The song was named after a smell his friends described him as, an American deodorant for teens named “Teens Spirit”.

by K.D.C Casey December 31, 2019