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Kiss my ass! 

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
Kiss my ass! by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022
1) Anything done to make up for a fight or argument, usually consisting of sexual activity
2) A term for giving up to someone higher than you.
1) After the fight, he and I were able to kiss up.
2) I made that little idiot kiss up to me.
kiss up by twilight's dusk January 13, 2009

kiss my grits 

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned
Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits
kiss my grits by Amandoid March 6, 2004

kiss gas 

An aromatic fart, especially one that makes a smart sound and is not particularly noxious.
Here's some kiss gas for you!
kiss gas by enligo September 9, 2004

Kiss My Swag 

A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.
Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....

Mandy: Negro please. Kiss my swag!
Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...

Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.
Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!
Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!
Kiss My Swag by Kp-Spears June 6, 2009

kiss ass 

genrally likes to lick peoples ass holes.
Ah John went and told the principal i had got miss Jones pregnant, hes such a kiss ass.
kiss ass by defineham December 3, 2010