Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

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kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

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When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

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Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

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