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john kerry

A politician that got pwned by Bush, and rightfully so.
Lol...John Kerry got rocked.
by Bill Fuckin Nye October 23, 2006
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John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.
America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.
by Ben August 18, 2006
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John Kerry

A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.
the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.
by Radical Republican August 18, 2006
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Kerrigan

Kerrigan is a girl with long brown hair, and brown eyes. She wears contacts and only has about two outfits that she wears. She will pretend like she has friends but don’t be fooled, people are either being fake friend with her or she doesn’t even have any real friends at all! If you talk to her you will also catch her bragging a lot!
“Oh kerrigan? I heard she has no friends and bragged about her christmas gifts!”
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john kerry

1.)A liberal ass weiner fool who thinks hes soo good cause he has 3 purple hearts. Just remember...if he should be president...then why isnt he?(or should i say she).

2.)A gay faggot asshole.

3.)A person the world would have been better off without.

4.)See herman munster.
Dude jonh kerry got his ass whooped in the 2004 election...rock on bush!
by kerrysucks04 August 18, 2006
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John Kerry

Was royally OWNED by George W. Bush in the 2004 election.

Still worshipped by DUmmie glue sniffers who thought he was the second coming of Christ, even after losing an election he could have easily won if he had played his cards just a little bit better. He stood for NOTHING. Democrats believed that people should have voted for him based entirely on his personality and character alone. They then over-patronize voters by basically saying that all Kerry voters are geniuses and all Bush voters are "ignorant" subhumans who should be put into death camps. (Note: Democrats define "ignorant" as "anyone who dares oppose us" see also "racist". "fascist", etc.)

Well, 59 million Americans saw through the intelligence-insulting Democratic partyline. I guess Americans would rather have a "dumb chimp" as president. What does that tell you about the Democrats if they can't even defeat a chimp, hmmmmm?
When John Kerry lost, the Democrats became completely hysterical. The party that touted itself as being for "ordinary people" proved that they hold ordinary people in complete contempt and didn't give two shits about us unless we voted for them without question. They all went back to their local Starbucks to gloat about how much more "enlightened" they are than the rest of us eeeeevil Amerikkkans.
by Fuck off DUmmie Morlocks October 22, 2006
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John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com
Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!
by Scott August 18, 2006
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