Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

Kate Spade Handbag by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

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Kate Walsh

The most beautiful amazing blonde ever. We love Kate Walsh!
Although she does need to fuck ____

Wow i love Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh by DaLad42$ November 6, 2019

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Kate Moss

Waif model during the 90s, one of the highest paid supermodels ever. Dated johnny depp, what's not to love? Kate fucking rules.

what tha fuck

Kate Moss by Raleigh December 28, 2003

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