kournikova

A hand in texas hold'em poker that consists of king 9 suited.

The hand always looks good but it never wins!

Ricky: Yo C-dub how was poker night yesterday!

C-dub:It was terrible, I pushed all in with a Kournikova and got beat by pocket tens.

by barracooters June 19, 2009

kouros

the rather unpleasent prank of wiping your index finger inside your anus crack and wiping said finger across the top lip of your unfortunate victim. Named after the foul smelling 90s aftershave Kouros.

Mick just gave me a Kouros! Now my top lip smells of shit.

by million lux February 5, 2010

kountz

The cutest black man you'll ever see!! He will make any man drop his pants, sometimes girls but he prefers men. This is the surname of the most elite bisexual or gay Russian black man to ever exist. ladies watch out, he'll steal your man or your purse. ;)

"Dude, did you sleep with Kountz?"
"No, I wish!"

by xXx_Pu$$y$layer_Legend_xXx March 25, 2020

kouf

A slapping noise. Its mostly made during extremely fast and rough sex, because of the hips slapping against the butt. Happens mostly when the girl is on top. It can also happen when two or more shirtless guys hit their chests together in midair, which can be seen as gay to onlookers, but is a gesture of manliness and accomplishment.

Sean: Dude the village bicycle was koufing so fucking loud last night it kept me awake.

by bass69 September 5, 2007

Anna Kournikova

Verb. To drool over someone who looks underage in terms of lawful sexual activity but in fact is at or over the age of consent as defined under English Law (16)

"Fuck it, Mikey but your cousin is a real Anna! If she's still a virgin there's no such thing as God."

"Thanks, Vicar!"

by Fan-Tass-SEE October 10, 2002

Kourtnee

Most commonly outgoing and loud but shy when it comes to one on one with another person, typically a stoner and very intelligent. Dresses in anything ranging from skinny jeans to band tee's, colorful hair is a must, may or may not have piercings and tattoos, commonly labelled "scene" or "emo"

Girl 1: Oh my god, look at that Kourtnee over there.
Girl 2: You can totally tell she's a Kourtnee, just look at her bloodshot eyes.

by Jackie Que August 3, 2011

Koushik

A closeted cross dresser male who tries to act macho but everyone knows he is a Koushik.

My wife caught me with her panties on; I guess I am a Koushik now.

by AmazingZelda July 30, 2018