leet keyboard 

A Keyboard depicted on a few posters, buttons and other things. It shows a keyboard with keys that say things like "lol" "rofl" "wtf" and other 'leet speak' terms.

Dude, cheak out this leet keyboard

leet keyboard by Kevalan February 28, 2007

QWERTY keyboard

A typing tool that you will most likely use to swipe everything on it when you're bored!

- hey! I use a QWERTY keyboard!

- what for?

- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

- what the f*ck

QWERTY keyboard by RadoNaemL September 19, 2021

came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

came on my keyboard by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

the sticky keyboard 

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

the sticky keyboard by angrydragonman April 25, 2006

crack head with a keyboard 

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.

Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!

crack head with a keyboard by leg warmers rock December 2, 2004

sex keyboard 

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

sex keyboard by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast 

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast by Nuudul May 4, 2021