jimi hendrix

Sure Jimi is a great guitarist, but as one can see he is clearly OVERRATED. Many of the definitions that are already posted for Jimi are the same. "Jimi played the guitar with his teeth", "Jimi was on acid, he has to be awesome!", "Jimi lit guitars on fire!", blah, blah, blah. What song did Jimi play the guitar with his teeth on? Let me tell you, it was "The Star Spangled Banner", which I must say is one of the WORST guitar solos I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like crap. I don't even know how to play a fricken guitar let alone one with my teeth and I could still play something on a guitar that sounds better than that sorry excuse of music with a guitar pick taped to my butt. I could take a dump in the toilet and listen to the kerplunks in the water and still be more entertained. The only reason that Jimi is SO fricken popular is because he has so many fricken gimmicks that appeal to many idiots, who only appreciate what artists do and not what they create. Just because he did things such as lighting guitars on fire and getting high on acid during concerts doesn't mean he is the greatest guitarist. Sure he was good at the guitar but no more. Cleary anyone who can recognize quality music when they hear it can't say that Jimi was the greatest guitarist ever; his guitar playing sounds sloppy and just plain bad at times. If anyone really wants to hear the greatest guitarist of all time pop in a Led Zeppelin CD and you will instantly have your clothes ripped off by the explosive riffs of the true Guitar God. Jimmy Page is by far the greatest guitarist ever to live, and he doesn't need a bunch of fricken gimmicks to prove that. Just listen to these few Led Zeppelin songs: "Stairway to Heaven", "Dazed and Confused", "Heartbreaker", and "Communication Breakdown" and any other previous opinions you had of Jimi Hendrix will be shattered completely. Listen to the rest of Led Zeppelin and you will worship them as music gods.

Jimmi Hendrix = good guitarist that is totally and completely overrated.

Jimmy Page = The Greatest Guitarist ever.

by Hovdog September 16, 2005

jimin solo stan

people who hate bts' members except jimin despite the fact those are the people jimin love the most. they're some of the most annoying bitches you will ever encounter, asking for jimin to go solo despite his clearly desire to stay in the group. they often cry out that armys mistreat jimin even when armys are the ones that make him feel loved.

person 1: i hope jimin goes solo 'cause he is better than bts.
person 2: hey, you're a jimin solo stan and jimin himself would hate you for hating the other group members.

by whiterose0928 December 23, 2018

jiminy

n. From "Jiminy Cricket". All that is not Cricket, especially antics or activities that interfere with a good game of Cricket.

The 2007 Cricket World Cup is regarded as the most shithouse Cup ever, due to an unprecedented level of jiminy.

by Ramiel August 24, 2007

jimi thing

DMB reference- condom

"Sometimes a jimi thing slide my way and keep me swingin'"

by KS July 29, 2004

Jimi

Pronounced "heemee," describes a rather large (fat ass) man or woman.

"Damn! Look at that Jimi walking out of Fat Burger."

by Dennis Pesikov September 11, 2007

Jimi Hendrix

Verb to vomit while lying on one's back, intoxicated

"You're so lucky I was here to roll you onto your side; you would've Jimi Hendrixed all over yourself."

by crasslady September 21, 2006

jimi hendrix

An excellent guitarist becuase he is just plain nigger. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing becuase he was niggafied- in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth because he cant afford a dentist becuase his family was unfortunatly, nigger. his afro inspired many nigs to pick up a guitar and steal it. His untimley death was the result of his tired nigger legs not wanting to sit in the back of the bus. when he was 12 his pops came home with a stolen guitar for jims, (typical nigger) the rest was history.

Billy: who would win Jimi vs. Eric clapton,,
Tommy: eric clapton wins regardless because jimi is a nigger.
Billy: Jimi hendrix couldnt spell his name correctly, isnt it jimmy?
Tommy: niggas aint educated

by Jmams September 25, 2005