Tom and Jerry

MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.

Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created

by IntergalactalEnergy December 22, 2022

jerry rig

see nigger rig

"Jerry rig" is synonymous with "nigger rig."

by SDslangster December 19, 2008

jerry lawler

Wrestling legend famous for his feud with Andy Kauffman. Now an announcer, and a horrible one at that. Known for helping to popularize the piledriver.
Also competed in the 1997 Royal Rumble, where he was instanly eliminated

"Puppies"

"Jerry just gave Andy Kaufman the dreaded Piledriver!"

by Dagon May 13, 2005

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

peeping jerry

almost like a peeping tom, but one difference they often engage in crude and rude acts while watching. the difference from this then just watching porn is they have to be within 100 ft of the act in which that is being peeped on. also, it must be in real life, not a video.

dude, last night i saw patrick looking into my neighbors house from there tree and he fell out cause he was being a peeping jerry

by crack monkey423 September 28, 2008

jerry seinfeld

Simply put- god. A genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn't easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like Carlos Mencia. On top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that WAS the 90's. And he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. Sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show titled "Mind of Mencia". Which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central

"luckily people of mexican descent are associated with yardwork, laziness, and the word "wetback"- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short"
- carlos mencia
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy"
-jerry seinfeld

by nikki kircos November 8, 2007

Jerry Time

A time scale used at Tanah Keeta. The time is set 5 minutes ahead of the rest of the world. Once known as TK time, it was frowned upon and given the new name Jerry Time, named after its creater.

Jerry: Where is everyone, isnt it time to start?
Michael: According to TK time, we still have 5 minutes.
Jerry: TK time? Fuck TK time, its Jerry Time!

by Strudelsnap September 3, 2008