JJJ - Jiggly Junk January

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.

Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

by Voodazel November 5, 2018

January 9th

The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.

Yo did you hear about Lola? Shes so cute, and born on January 9th!

by uwuowo1 October 16, 2019

25 January

Everyone born the 25 January are beatiful and handsome.

Rasmus: Oh you are so handsome!
Mads: it’s because i was born the 25 January

by Bob3214 November 21, 2019

January

its yet another slap a*s month :0

joe: heyyy, why you just slap me a*s
bob: HAVENT YOU HEARD!! ITS SLAP A*S MONTHH!!
joe: uh oh its january ;(

by yaqueen_puertorico January 7, 2020

January 31st

January 31st is the day a beautiful and hot person was born

“That girl was born on January 31st, she’s so hot, imma ask her out!”

by Lunastarr January 29, 2020

January 10th

It’s make out with someone day ouuu!!!

“Let’s just make out because why not it’s January 10th!”

by Candyy77 January 9, 2021

January 25th

National slap a bitch day

Kid: hey did you know today is January 25th?
Other kid: oh no
*slap*

by Sexiness34 January 23, 2021