jam eater

A person who is unable to eat without spilling. Someone who spills something sticky or of a jam-like consistency on themselves. Someone who covers themself in jam or marmalade before canoe trip. Someone with food on they're face and they don't realize its there. Someone who spills messy food on themselves.

Bill:that was the best sloppy joe i've ever had!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!

by Brian Cytrynbaum January 25, 2006

jam hands

often the nickname for a best friend that teaches you how to properly give a handjob

Thank you jam hands, your lesson came in handy.

by goldie822 November 8, 2007

Jam Jam

-New to the area, relatively
-How you say.. trunk is void of all junk
-The boy can dance (see "Zayuuum")
-Other half of his black friend Toemas
-Known for expressing his inner angst through the "trrr" (see Suburban Boys)
-Occasionaly prone to Narcolepsy
-Sweet crib
-Uncle who bears an uncanny resemblance to a popular Country singer.. nice.
-Skimmin fo life, that's riiiight.
-Girls flock to him like fat kids to a cupcake
-Frequently inquires as to what is really good with his companions
-Bascially just the man, we love.

Adoring female fan (one of many): "DJ Jam Jam, what's up?"
Jamie: "Can't."

by Fatigan July 20, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

jam butty man

a amn who has a motor powered sandwich

wot i wrote in mt R.E essay

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

jam stain

When a girl is on her period and bleeds through her clothes

Eugh look at her white pants she's got a jam stain!

by Wakawow January 5, 2014

Jam Sesh

Subconsciously dancing to a song then noticing that others are doing the same, which only makes the group jam more enthusiastically.

The Black Eyed Peas can usually entise a jam sesh.

by ahhhsuraah January 20, 2011