Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

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beef jockey

Another word for a flaming faggot

Fuck me that wee lad is a complete beef jockey

by OrmeauRoadBadBoy96 September 15, 2016

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Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

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Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

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Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

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Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012

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