A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"
When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!
Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass
Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass
by TucoPacifico May 19, 2009
by Seany Mac May 04, 2003
The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.
by Jesse Underhill fan June 07, 2018
by hallsfierce September 16, 2014
the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
by StraightNotFound_ June 06, 2022
A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
by sheeshbutt April 02, 2021
by Daddy Jose October 18, 2019