Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.
Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.
by Faer November 16, 2004
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Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).
by knobslap June 01, 2009
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Thats a chop

This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.
Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"
by Dr.Chopper December 02, 2012
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wank chops

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.
"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"
by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006
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chop that hoe

to make a bitch your slave. Make her dick whipped.
by AlPal March 14, 2007
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chop top

A hard-top car that has had its roof lowered.
Jesse James owns a '54 Chevy Moonbeam with a chopped top.
by johnebp February 15, 2004
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Butt - Chop

The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.
The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.
by Tonious November 01, 2010
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