Instagram

A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.

Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics

by nate987 September 24, 2013

Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

by joshuaware January 25, 2016

Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.

Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.

by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018

installation

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures

Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!

by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015

Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009