Intellectual

only intellectuals understand 🙂

Local kidnapper: What is an intellectual? Child:only an intellectual will understand 😁

by bigballfatmanball March 8, 2020

pseudo-intellectual

Someone who tries way too hard to be smart by presenting false facts that they got from the first result they Googled/YouTubed and bragging way too much about how smart they are. Many pseudo-intellectuals also use terms like "woke", "red-pilled", "sheep/sheeple", and "third-eye" and also think that doing LSD and Coke makes them a genius. Will often go against popular opinions/ideas (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) but will do so without any reason other than wanting to stand out. Looks down on everyone who isn't them or who doesn't fall for their bullshit. Very insecure. See: Conspiracy Theorist & Narcissist.

Guy #1: I'm wise beyond my years man, I'm only 18 and I know everything about religion, politics, business, and life.
Guy #2: *thinks "Wow, what a fucking douche-bag."* Uh, good for you I guess. Kinda odd to say you're wise beyond your years but okay.
Guy#1: Its true, by the end of this year I'll be a millionaire and I'll laugh at everyone wasting their time at bullshit jobs. I opened my third-eye and became red-pilled as fuck from doing acid so many times.
Guy #2 and Everyone else he says this bullshit to: Yeah....okay bud. *thinking "This guy's annoying Jesus Christ".*

The pseudo-intellectual is a strange breed, most people can recognize one a mile-away but some people fall for their bullshit because some are very charming.

by Gar-Gar Binks November 4, 2018

Incel

Sees women as sexual objects instead of human beings. Incapable of being friends with a woman because to them they are only good for sex and not able to be connected to and talked to like normal humans. Because of this complex women tend to avoid them as someone who sees you as subhuman and an experience object is obviously undesirable. The incel, drowning in self pity over his inability to attain a girlfriend and pussy, spreads his misogynistic hate into forums on the internet. Incels are known for promoting shootings, genocide, and mass rape.

Simps are just incels before they get fed up and start hating women instead of worshipping them. See women as fellow humans instead of sex objects and you won’t have a problem.

by acebutch May 31, 2020

Intellectual Ethno-Dismissiveness (IED Complex)

The refusal to acknowledge the professional acumen of an ethnicity other than one's own, based on a stereotype and position that one's racial/ethnic background is superior.

Ex 1: The intellectual ethno-dismissiveness (IED Complex)of voters who discredit the validity of President Barack Obama's abilities in office, fueled the Tea-Party movement.

Ex 2: A minority expert in his or her field is questioned or double-checked on findings. Meanwhile, the response of someone who fits the challenger's idea of "the expert" may have little or no experience, but is respected and accepted with few questions.

by C.C. Network October 21, 2010

Intellexual

How you spell intellectual if you're not intellectual.

Austin: Man, Michael is so intellexual!
Adrian: That's intellectual you dumbshit.

by TbcGames August 4, 2013

Intellectually Stupid

When you think your kinda smart but then someone actually smart starts talking and you can feel your IQ drop like a rock.

John opened his mouth again and then I realized I was intellectually stupid

by Snickerdoodling November 30, 2017

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011