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An Internet's Worth

n. A hyperbole used to represent a large amount of something.
I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!

Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.

The Internet Rapture™ 

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

Girl of Interest (GOI) 

A word to use when trying to define someone you are interested in. She is not your girlfriend and she is not a friend...she is someone you are interested in.
Are you going out with the Girl of Interest (GOI) tonight?
Girl of Interest (GOI) by GuzK February 22, 2011

the internet 

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
the internet by istancow August 3, 2010

internet warrior 

One who frequents message boards, acting tough and talking down to people to make themselves feel better.
TheJim22 was talking trash over at WBW, what an internet warrior.
internet warrior by TheZodiac April 19, 2005

Internet Hot 

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.
You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.
Internet Hot by DickArmy October 22, 2009