by DJ Cull June 13, 2015

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

by theDroob March 28, 2019

An expression used to indicate:
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles
b. extends to other positions
2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction
b. extends to other positions
by Bilenium May 10, 2008

by desichhora July 13, 2012

by polopice February 3, 2008

a condom
A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
by JYC83 December 12, 2009
