by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011
Get the Theory of Jacobmug. The theory that says that any gay man will respond instantly to one single snap involuntarily. One can use this as a gay detector.
If they don't respond to the snap, they must not be gay.
If they don't respond to the snap, they must not be gay.
-Do you think that guy standing right there is gay?
-I don't know... Let's find out.
*Snaps fingers once*
Guy: What?
The snap theory.
-I don't know... Let's find out.
*Snaps fingers once*
Guy: What?
The snap theory.
by Gay God April 15, 2009
Get the snap theorymug. The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.
Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"
Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"
Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"
by Tyler The Philosopher December 3, 2009
Get the The Theory of Cloudtivitymug. no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
by HortonUmd810 January 12, 2010
Get the stripper theorymug. What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
Get the Conspiracy Theorymug. by Greg J May 13, 2005
Get the string theorymug. its wear u start to masterbate at the same time ur pereants decide to start having sex so u dont know wether its the porn making those grunts or ur pearents
Teenager 1: i was watching porn last night but i think my perants where doing it so i couldnt tell what was making the sounds my computer or my mum....
Teenager 2: the ashley theory
Teenager 2: the ashley theory
by DUdd3 October 22, 2010
Get the the ashley theorymug.