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Hooping Cock 

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!
Hooping Cock by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011

Hoo-Ding 

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding
Hoo-Ding by dddefinition September 22, 2014

hoodini poop 

When you poop and it look completely soild but when you flush it turns in to a poop cloud and disappears
Man I have been taking so much laxitives the my poop is like a hoodini poop
hoodini poop by It-happens January 30, 2015

holding beard 

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

Hooping cough 

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.
"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"
Hooping cough by FionaB June 28, 2015

Hooking up with a silver lining 

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship
There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.