Homosexual

Someone who goes to school five days a week and then stays home the next 5 days.

You are a homosexual

by Name Dictionary 22 September 30, 2020

Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.

"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."

by PROMISEDFORTUNE July 18, 2023

Homosexual

Someone who refuses to buy a video game to play with the boys

He won't buy Pummel Party to play with the homies, he must be a Homosexual.

by eKolocation April 15, 2021

Homosexual

Him from The PowerPuff Girls.

Hit cartoon villain ‘Him’ is definetly a homosexual!!

by nasty john September 3, 2023

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

Homosexuality

An act of a male sodomizing another male.

Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.

John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"

by SabrosoTheTerro December 14, 2021