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hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
by TheRealPD February 3, 2015
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heckerino

Another word for “heck”.
Person: oh heckerino! That’s so cool!
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Dick Hiker

Dude do you have a thing for jessica?

na, I dont wanna mess with that I heard shes a dick hiker

Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"
by Obama4Lyfe September 15, 2009
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hacker

Someone who makes furniture with an axe
My dad's a real hacker!
by Submoose April 29, 2008
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hickey

A bruise caused by sucking/biting of the neck, chest, etc. The easiest way to get it off is to use a hairbrush, people! I've never had a hickey, but my sister has and the hairbrush works, trust me. It will look red for a little while, but when the redness is gone, NO HICKEY. Hope this helps. ;)
by Aishatalo December 16, 2011
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the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.
Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.
by subtlecannon June 4, 2011
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hackerman

Someone who figures out logging in to the state exams account on a computer and going on Google Chrome instead , losing the firewall.
Logan is a hackerman when it comes to compoteryer

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by Snarfle211 December 21, 2017
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