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Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.
That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.
by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024
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Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024
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Harambe handjob

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip
Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.
by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024
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Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024
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Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.
by J church February 29, 2024
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