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New Orleans Hurricane

To pull off a New Orleans hurricane you will need at least three people. One person will take the head of a friend or colleague and hold it down in the hotel room toilet, also known as a swirly. While said swirly is happening, another friend or colleague will enter this person (usually a male) anally using either a foreign object or more likely their genitalia. This is not considered a pleasant experience for the person receiving the New Orleans Hurricane.
As soon as we got to the hotel, we gave Mikey a New Orleans Hurricane. He did not like it one bit!!!
by Howie Lichtersnatch July 13, 2021
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dirty hurricane

When you shit in someone's mouth and stir it around with your cock
My gf was being a bitch last night so i gave her a dirty hurricane.
by Rocketman2019 September 21, 2016
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Hurricane Beryl

probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
by MartianSupremacist July 6, 2024
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A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
by arandomsomeone February 24, 2019
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Bloodstain Hurricane

When you poop blood into a blender mixed with pee and mix it up and drink it.
"Dude that bloodstain hurricane you made was nasty!"
by T-BAGG3R October 11, 2011
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Hurricane

Hurricanes are large vortexes infamous for their spinning, banded shape. Hurricane intensity varies, from the weakest, with 74 mph windspeeds, to a category 5 190 miles-per-hour monster.

Hurricanes could be deadly; recent examples include: Maria, Irma, Harvey, Florence, Michael, etc.
Or they could just drag off to the ocean, as most do.

A average hurricane season has 7 hurricanes.
2 of these 7 average hurricanes, in average, strike the USA.

The strongest part of a hurricane is the "eyewall", the outer part of the eye of the storm. But, inside of that eyewall; sits the eye, the calmest part of the storm.

Hurricanes lose power over land and colder waters, and gain power in areas of low shear and hot water, which is needed for the storm.

Hurricane Name change for basins:

Indian Ocean : Cyclone
Northeast Pacific : Typhoon
Atlantic : Hurricane
"Hurricane Katrina is heading towards Mississippi and Louisiana, and could bring flooding into the plains."

"Hurricane Irma has made landfall in Cuba as a category 4. It's now heading for Florida at the same intensity."
by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018
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Hurricane Eazy-E

It would be fucked up if the storm Kyle did more damage than Hurricane Eazy-E.
Beach resident- Damn, Storm Kyle did this to us? I thought I was gonna get to fly my kite in Kyle, then it would just blow offshore and do nothing. Kyle made Hurricane Eazy-E look like a breeze, how did Kyle fuck us up like that?
by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020
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