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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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Homo Pro

A hidden perk in Modern Warfare 3 only unlockable through the all perks bonus achieved at an 8 kill streak on the specialist strike package.

It allows you to spawn right behind your enemy and allows your bullets to follow people around corners.
Player 1: Dude what the heck I made it behind cover and he still killed me, how did he do that?

Player 2: He's probably got Homo Pro on....

Player 1: Woooow! What a try hard!
by DJ_CMore March 29, 2012
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homo angel

A person who is a know-it-all, acts gay, doesn't know how to shut up, no brain-to-mouth filter, gets butt hurt if ignored, anger issues, hates everybody and blames them, bitches about everything, hates to drive, loves drinking and doesn't know is an embarressment. hates affection and frigid like an angel. A very rare species.
The guy behind me hasn't stopped talking the whole time and hasn't noticed he is embaressing himself.. what a homo angel...
by explorerofhomoangels February 3, 2013
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homo it out

1) When you wanna get things straightened out but the situation calls for flamboyance or sensitivity of a homosexual nature.

2) The act of clearing up sexual orientation misunderstandings by way of your preferred coming out method.
1) Steve: "Man, I think Brad is pissed at me for screwing Stephanie at that frat party."

Jude: "That sucks, brah."

Steve: "Yeah, man, but don't worry. We'll homo it out."

2) Julie: "Hey, Jake, so I heard Emma is totally into you."

Jake: "Oh boy, I guess I'll take Spencer along next time, just to homo things out."
by nyaningthroughspace May 12, 2013
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homo high five

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.
by Shaun ness November 16, 2014
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homo aura

The double-rainbow air that follows a convincing #nohomo after the subtle expression of bromance between two bros.
Gym was gnar gnar yesterday bruh you could cut the homo aura in the locker room with a knife.
by The Awesomity June 22, 2015
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