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now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!
Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7
by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009
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Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.
"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"
by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009
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Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
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New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"
by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022
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hat ke

Offbeat, different from usual. Only used in a complimentary sense.
That was a hat ke movie. I loved it.
by desichhora July 13, 2012
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crack hat

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?
by polopice February 3, 2008
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clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
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