Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.

Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.

by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015

groaker

(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.

This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?

by frubbliness March 27, 2015

grocerygasm

That satisfying moment when Mom brings home more food from the store.

Billy: Hey dude, mom just got back from the store

Joey: Oh my God! I think I'm going to have a grocerygasm!

by ovr_9000_storks_ March 31, 2015

Grode Chode

The nasty residue that forms on the underside of a man's genitalia.

Grode Chode is most common on a chode. Residue is usually from having lots of intercourse whether it is anal, vaginal, etc. Disgusting and frowned upon by women.
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode

by TheWhiteGigga June 10, 2015

Groeg

A semi Italian boy, who's into music and rebellion. Close to hos mom and mostly boss of the gang, you should not mess with him

Let's not mess with that Groeg

by Giovelumarte October 19, 2015