gifter

someone who makes gifs on the internet

"hey mom i made a gif i am a gifter"

by iceloops November 24, 2015

Griffin

A guy with a very long dick and can fuck any girl he want. he will be rich in the future and is better than anyone 2k17

griffin has a long penis

by 500inchdick March 9, 2017

griffin

by far one of the greatest guys ever. he is so kind and caring and literally the cutest boy you’ve ever met. he’s also really funny and will try his best to always cheer you up when you’re sad. griffens tend to be extremely busy guys so don’t take it too personally if he doesn’t reply to your texts fast enough. i suggest you keep griffins in your life because they are very special.

“that boy is definitely a griffin because WOW look at how caring and cuuuuute he is”

by dabnaenaewoah October 19, 2019

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing

by fradern June 26, 2021

pillow gift

When you take a shit on someones pillow as a surprise for them to find.

I left a pillow gift for Steve.

by Judester June 29, 2008

Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012