Ass grease

Swamp Ass - See also ass grease The sweaty lather that occurs between one's ass cheeks, and includes the entire nether region, on the swampiest of days.
It is hotter than the back side of a hogs ass dead and rotting on the side of a Alabama highway in July, and me with my non-breathable rayon pants... Man, do I have swamp ass.
by Kid Newark July 21, 2005
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Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.
Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand
by Crozo September 14, 2007
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Chicken Grease

The juicy substance between your upper thighs (usually around the butthole). a combination of butthole sweat and leftover poop.

When you dont wipe good enough after your last shit, and then sweat from between your thighs.
Danny: Hey man whats that smell?

Phil: oh dont worry man thats just my chicken grease. i didnt wipe very well after my last shit! sorry bro.

Danny: you get that taken care of buddy
by freaknasty1 June 19, 2010
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Chittling Grease

Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.
Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
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Grease Monkey

A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face
Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!
by KKKillyourself December 17, 2013
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Grease Trap

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.
Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.
by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011
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Money Grease

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.
Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"
by MEGAZOR January 05, 2010
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