grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

grapecakes

A delicate pastry made up of grape pulp.

I love grapecakes. They're so mushy and they sting your tongue!

by SFS2000 February 23, 2011

grape 2000

A common password black people use

I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000

by bigdong06 January 6, 2015

4th grader

Someone who probably plays fortnite has an xbot and has searched up "naked grills" and never shuts up.

Zack:bruh that kid never shut up

Joe: wow what a 4th grader

by Theepicbruh October 16, 2019

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008

Pop the Grapes

Bust a nut. Blow some rope. Spew the goo.

She was riding me cowgirl and it took about 5 minutes to pop the grapes.

I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019