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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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Flashy Gordon

Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
by MoganB January 27, 2021
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Will Gordon

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.
Get bodied”-Will Gordon
by Qwerhah January 16, 2019
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Anna Gordon

Anna Gordon, is a Social studies teacher a at middle school. She enjoys world history learning about china and has short hair. She loves her dog and family dearly. She has a big mouth and is the “queen of her castle”.
Hey there’s Anna Gordon

Gasp” Anna
by - SJW November 5, 2021
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gordon and chey

gordon and chey is when gordon is in love with chey but chey hates gordon
EX: DUDE:babe are a GORDON AND CHEY

CHICK:helll yes i hate you
by gordondstyer June 29, 2009
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