Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

by MoganB January 27, 2021

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.
“Get bodied”-Will Gordon
by Qwerhah January 16, 2019

Anna Gordon, is a Social studies teacher a at middle school. She enjoys world history learning about china and has short hair. She loves her dog and family dearly. She has a big mouth and is the “queen of her castle”.
by - SJW November 5, 2021

by gordondstyer June 29, 2009

by The Observer (kadenbane) December 21, 2023

by hehenebevhdidjebevejdjbfnr January 31, 2020
