hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

by eshizzle October 14, 2003

gator slap

To slap a woman across the nose with my johnson in an aloof manner.

Elizabeth took the gator slap with a smile and a big "thank you".

by anon March 3, 2005

el gato negro

directly translated it means the black cat, but in slang it means the black pussy.

Got myself some gato negro last night with a big ass and some big titties to go with it.

by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007

Los Gatos highschool

A school so confusing it would be better explain using percentages 10% rich snobs who here nice shit like supreme and bape because they can . 80% rich snobs who try to pretend not to be spoiled to avoid punishment and judgement by their friends. 10% normal kids that have no money but still act like pieces of shit.

In terms of drugs everyone does them because its "cool" 100% assholes who chose not to better themselves

I went to Los Gatos highschool for a year and realized that no one pays for anything themselves except for drugs and Arizona tea

by @normal dude October 12, 2017

colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018