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Gloat

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for "Greatest Liar Of All Time." It's a dubious honor given to those with unparalleled skills in spinning tales so believable, they could sell sand in the desert. A GLOAT is not just any fabricator; they're the masters of the art, weaving fibs and falsehoods with the finesse of a seasoned novelist. Beware, if someone doesn't recognize GLOAT as standing for "Greatest Liar Of All Time," they might just be the next contender for the title.
"Every time Michael Cohen talks, his story gets even better! He’s not just good, he’s the GLOAT."
by Jurcusm May 28, 2024
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Gloat

Greatest Loser Of All Time. A takeoff on 'GOAT', The Greatest of All Time.
"That's guy is such a Gloat, he made his mother sleep in the station wagon because he didn't want her to see his girlfriend..."
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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024
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GLOAT

"Cohen is the GLOAT - Greatest Liar Of All Time. Cohen lied to each and every one of you." -- Trump's Lawyer Todd Blanche, Trump NY Case 5/2024
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Glorble

She glorble on my meat
after that I straight up jorked my peenits
She glorble real good aaaahh
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gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right
I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached
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GLofton

Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.
GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.
by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024
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