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German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by Michael Finger August 28, 2008
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German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
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german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!
by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004
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German Bulldozer

-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b July 23, 2008
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German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
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German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
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German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
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