Golden Goose

An obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her

A man walks out of the men's room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women's room.

Man: "Oh my God she's so gorgeous I wish I could talk to her."
A stranger walks up
Stranger: "Yeah what a Golden Goose."

by Edeak October 30, 2010

goosecream

baby batter, spoont. Formally known as semen.

"Honey, i shot my goosecream in your hair..."

by Dan De Man December 18, 2004

goos

'goos' refers to the online community of thousands of losers, virgins and morbidly obese individuals of questionable values mostly centered around the popular social media app 'Discord'.

- "Damn, I failed the math exam again... I'm gonna end up working as a janitor if I don't catch up."
- "Don't worry, at least you won't be a goos moderator."
-"Ha ha, fair point!"

by danielsalt April 13, 2021

buffalo goose

A derogatory term, reffering to the size of a buffalo and the stupidity of a goose

You're a Buffalo Goose

by Tyler and Danielle February 8, 2008

fucking a goose

To screw some thing up or currently screwing something up

Yo mike is fucking a goose with that tee shirt business

by Biggecheese69 August 23, 2018

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

goose

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015