Google Dictionary

The worst dictionary to ever exist.

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

by somebody who's in the U.S. April 11, 2020

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

clout googles

Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.

Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.

by Stretboi May 8, 2018

Google Hangouts

The drugs kids are using on the streets now days.

yo bro I'm low key desperate for some google hangouts man. you got any?

by Pog chap September 23, 2018

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009