garron

Argentine Slang.
when an specific situation sucks.

i went out to this guy, he was so boring the date was a garron!

Nobody went to the party, it was a total garron

I'm back to college, what a garron!

Que garron man!!

by almery September 2, 2007

Garried

A gay person who is married for the pretense of appearing straight

Mark is a garried man who has a good job but fears his position would be in jeopardy if it were revealed he was gay. He has married Lucy so the community thinks he is straight. Lucy is aware but loves the stature of her life.

by Feeb October 30, 2012

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016

Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Garrick

An extremely sweet and understanding guy that will never let you down. He loves to cuddle, very romantic and spontaneous, and loyal. Soft on the eyes and a nice, sexy body. The whole package. He puts up a façade of being a tough guy, but on the inside, he's a real softie.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see the new guy? He looks like a total bad ass."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"

by attitude adjustment October 23, 2011

Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

garrote

v. to choke an advesary by wrapping your or another's cock around their neck.

"Bitch! Don't Make me find a 9 inch cock to garotte you with!"

by wickerman August 16, 2004