Glorbius

A person who has gotten so morbidly obese their speech is effected by their fat neck.

"look at glorbius over there"
"JESUS, SHES BASICALLY CHOKING ON HER TOUNGE"

by big0tkiller May 16, 2025

Glorbticullus

Means Jordan Paige Miller Sheridan is the beautifulest thing in the whole universe

You’re so Glorbticullus

by Colinxjordan May 21, 2025

Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025

glorbel

the day after tomorrow

We have a meeting glorbel.

by Jack Mosher August 26, 2025

Gloria

Gloria is the BEST PERSON EVER. If you have a Gloria in your life, do NOT let her go. You must call her Glo or Glowy because I guarantee she will love it!! Gloria’s LOVE the color blue for some reason. They also love peanut butter. If your Gloria is allergic to peanut butter, she’s a fake Gloria.

Person One : “ woah who is that eating peanut butter”
Person Two: “that has to be a Gloria.”

by silly_queen December 16, 2025

Gloria

A firefighter who only drinks coffee with chocolate milk

I have to be a Gloria today since this black coffee is hurting my sensitive mouth.

by Dwakeism January 9, 2026

gabby gloria

gabby gloria is in love with raymond gloria and gets jealous

hey gabby gloria stop getting mad

by ihatemath123 March 29, 2021