conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

fart in a baggie

The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".

Maria has 12 different recycling bins; she is so fart in a baggie.

by brain drain June 14, 2009

fart lips

the vibrating edge of a sphincter when one farts

when chamberlain laid a warm one in my face his fart lips almost kissed my nose

by Stewart Chevalier August 24, 2009

Fart Car

The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.

The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.

"I can't wait to buy my first Fart Car!"

by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011

fart chamber

Room where one retires to release gas accumulated from the burritos one has eaten.

Man, that fart chamber was busy at the Mexican restaurant.

by Crepitator December 22, 2013