fondle

to feel someone or something in a affectionate way that makes your or the person, if a person, feel good

When I was fondling my boyfriend he smiled, a look that asked for more.

by The Evil One September 25, 2003

Flounder

noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life

Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.

by Bubbe September 21, 2005

The Jane Fonda

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.

Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.

by Dustin321 February 12, 2009

Fonding

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Finn Wolfhard fonding over Jack Dylan Grazer like that? He’s so in love.

by Fack is real kids August 17, 2018

ass flounder

gay, homosexual, faggot

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.

by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

Foundrance

noun

1) a state of confusion

2) a conundrum

His foundrance was apparent when his laptop spun the 30th 360˚ spin move. It was a huge day!

by Octajohn September 16, 2014

foundos

An irish slang referring to the mythological creator of the rainbow (Whereas the gold lies at the end). This "Foundos" is the ultimate creature of strength, intelligence and beauty. The "Foundos" can also levitate paper and strikes fear in the hearts of his enemies

Thanos fears Foundos
Hail the Foundos
Beware of Foundos

by Anojan January 16, 2019