Forum Spamoll

Someone who likes to spams and trolls while posting profanity and using emoticons at the same time in a forum.

Matt: Hey man you are such a bitch stop being a forum spamoll :)
Matt: Hey asshole you need to stfu stop being a forum spamoll :p

by A huge Def Leppard fan September 22, 2015

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

Forum fluff

A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.

Look Jackie is back posting her usual forum fluff she wants David so bad.

by SOMEKHANT August 11, 2016

Forum Fishing

Where you try to contact new members to join your forum. It's like fishing because sometimes you catch members and sometimes you don't.

I'm going to spend christmas forum fishing for members to join my new forum.

by red georgia December 22, 2016

forum sport

The competitive act of forum posting between; trolls, grammar police, high horse riders, judge-mentals, super serious sams, casual posters and knowitalls. Each character has their strengths and weaknesses like WoW. Trolls will go after the sss and knowitalls while casual posters will sometimes use a suprise out troll a troll maneuver while high horse riders will try to referee all of them. Judge-mentals and grammar police will chime in from time to time w/o much to add. Winning is determine on what happens to the thread: if its closed trolls won ,if it gets ignored knowitall and sss win, if somehow a troll gets banned and/or censored casual posters scored an upset.

You down for some forum sport? Nah bro I'm still sore from that other night.

by KremeofKorn March 15, 2017

forumgoer

Someone who has registered and uses an account on a forum, usually for a game of sorts or discussion.

I will stop playing RPG on these forums of sorts; I will stop my forumgoer life.

by linkc007 July 2, 2017