Steve: Hey, Jon. How was last night with the girl from the bar?
Jon: Very nice! She gave me a blowjob and I gave her some nice warm foreskim.
Jon: Very nice! She gave me a blowjob and I gave her some nice warm foreskim.
by xavcarby August 7, 2009
Get the foreskim mug.Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.
Also known as "three forces of shit".
It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
Also known as "three forces of shit".
It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.
20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.
John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.
John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007
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The next level of beast mode. When you are in Forrest Gump mode, you can do various things ranging from squatting 800 pounds, sprinting all the way through a marathon, standing on your pinky toes for an hour, and jumping over 20 ft walls from a stationary stance, all within the same workout. Forrest Gump mode can only be reached after perfecting beast mode, and takes practise and dedication to get into but can be greatly rewarding. If you find yourself shovelling through different workouts effortlessly, you are transcending from beast mode into Forrest Gump mode.
during weekdays when i go to gym i'm in beast mode but when the weekend oasis arrives I transcend into forrest gump mode and defy the laws of the universe FUCK YEAH FORREST GUMP MODE
hey tommy look at that guy over there he just ran 100 metres in 4.3 seconds and he stopped during the sprint to squat 800 pounds then he tried to dunk a basketball but couldn't because he ended up jumping over the rim that guy must be in forrest gump mode
hey tommy look at that guy over there he just ran 100 metres in 4.3 seconds and he stopped during the sprint to squat 800 pounds then he tried to dunk a basketball but couldn't because he ended up jumping over the rim that guy must be in forrest gump mode
by Forrest's long lost cousin May 5, 2014
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by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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Get the leon forrest mug.An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.
by Allah's InfedelUncircumsizion October 21, 2017
Get the Foreskin Eater mug.This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
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