floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 5, 2010

Floppy Loppy

A woman with saggy breasts

I love her floppy loppy.

by T. Fontaine November 10, 2006

Floppy Cunt

A cunt that is ecspecially floppy, ususally due to being overly pounded or giving birth multiple times.

Oh my god! That girl is such a Floppy Cunt!

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

Flooper

A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.

Awww, your Chow-Chow is adorable! Such a cute little flooper! May I floop him?

by HyTronix May 10, 2010

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by vicious beast November 9, 2008

Floppy Nugget Man

A Floppy Nugget Man
Is a word used to describe an amputee, who has been renderd floppy and unable to move due to lack of limbs. He may also resemble a chicken nugget.

" Hey did you see that nugget he was all floppy dancing to classic disco songs"

" FLOPPY NUGGET MAN, FLOPPY NUGGET MAN"

A wild floppy nugget man appeared.

by BigFloppyDawg January 10, 2012

Floozy

When you have the flu and it's a doozy.

Matthew has the floozy.

by Wolfman8012 January 3, 2019