Corn Flakes

The act of going down on a woman, not washing your face, sticking your head out of the window on your drive home, then peeling off the dried 'juices' and eating them like corn flakes.

"I went down on Donna last night and there was so much come I just let it dry and ate it like corn flakes on my way home."

by LBird33Orlando September 25, 2012

anus flakes

When you fancy a rimming for breakfast!

Hey baby, can I have some of those beaut anus flakes of yours!

by Joey May 16, 2006

Flapees

The name associated with a group of adult males who congregate every week at a suburban hockey arena and sacrifice their ligaments and joints in order to establish their supremacy in a hockey beer league and impress their wives, girlfriends and children.

"Those Flapees sure can cycle the puck on the powerplay!"
"I wish my husband was as hot as that Flapee"
"My dad is a Flapee and your dad is not."

by Stan Mikita's Doughnuts June 16, 2012

ruby flake

Pure cocaine that glistens in the light like a diamond giving the appearance of multiple colors because of the prism effect of the pure awesome cocaine.

I just scored a G of ruby flake its bomb! made my whole body numb

by Funny Bunny March 2, 2005

spoof flakes

encrusted, dehydrated semen

Who had spoof flakes for brekky today? What?! does spoof even flake?

by trussguy69 January 11, 2009

tweaker flakes

fish flakes that someone on ecstasy or meth rubs on their palms in hopes of getting the fish "high" or somehow speeding them up as fast as the users mind is going so they will keep the user occupied

I was rollin' ballzzzz last night and had to feed my fish some tweaker flakes so i wouldnt make noise and wake up my parents

by sammymw February 11, 2010

corn flaked

when a guy ejaculates in someone's hair and it dries up

white stuff ewwww corn flaked

by slimjoestoner January 7, 2011