ryan smith fittness

A very small man, with even smaller legs.

Mate, if you wanna get ripped train with RYAN SMITH FITTNESS. #NoLegs #TopHeavy

by PURCEY May 22, 2018

fiona apple

The act of eating an apple or other fruit out of someones anus. Could be an emergency result of ill planned masturbatory explorations, or could be the finish to a night of kinky partner sex under the influence of tan mdpv.

"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"

(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)

"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"

Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.

Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...

"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords

We had just finished training the dogs, and then I gave her a fiona apple.

by numinous_cloud February 28, 2011

Fiona

Super smart, sweet, and very artistic. Never seen without henna art! Ex-Waldorfian. Acts like a 70 year old and is good at Spanish.

Fiona, you worked at Apple Hill!?

by #haters December 8, 2018

Fiona

Girl who drops her pants for Bartek

Oh god here comes Fiona, RUN!

by ProfessorGadget69420 November 3, 2020

fíona

term used to describe a very small penis

did you hear that guy has fíona

by trash69 September 16, 2014

Fiona

A beautiful girl who will steal your boyfriend's heart. She is not a whore though.

Her face looks like a Fiona.

by someonewholovesyouforeverandev May 3, 2016

Fiona

A pretty girl who's annoying sometimes, but she's nice too. She is witty, blonde, and tall. Few people hate her, yet she hates many. She's a fan girl over boybands and she hates when you say that.

"Wow, she's acting like such a Fiona!"

by Billy Numerous April 26, 2015