financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011

Financialence

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

Oh, your not wanting to have sex huh, your trying abstinence? Okay, then I guess I will have to practice financialence! and not spend any money on your ass!

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life

Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Financially Gay

When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)

Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.

Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!

Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.

by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017

financial education

Something that should be a gen. ed. for college students.

Man... I wish that my college had a good financial education class, cause I feel like I'm dying.

by Kathy@rose September 29, 2017

Financial Carnage

It’s what happens when the New World Order Rothschild run Central Banks run by the BIS bend over an entire economy and fist them with a metal spiked gauntlet, what is left is “Financial Carnage”

Do you see how the People of Venezuela walk so bow legged, it’s because of the Financial Carnage they suffered from the Rothschild Central Bank.

by dracolisk321 August 18, 2018

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022