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fartsplosion

to expel gas from your anus so violently and loud it explodes
The fartsplosion caused crap to cover the streets.
by sarahcoolkid February 12, 2014
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Dragon Farts

When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound
*trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds of chairs being dragged about* Damn Dragon Farts!
by clarkyboi May 7, 2009
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Racking Farts

The act of a male farting while sitting down, and as a result, the fart makes its way through the legs,and the fart bubble then bounces off your nutsack and usually tends to put a man in much discomfort.
Grant "OOO! that fart just racked me!"
George " You had a case of Racking Farts"
by BDAWGDUDE July 19, 2011
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steam farts

Farts that warm your bootyhole while the gas is passing through the fart box.
Last night I was sitting on Chris’s lap and I had steam farts! It my my
Booty warm.
by Trinacleana May 17, 2018
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Hitler farts

Farts that make you feel like they're putting you in a gas chamber.
Damn bro, I got mad hitler farts.
by I_am_redfoo February 2, 2015
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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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Fartstomper

Stomping on a persons ass after they have farted.
She didn't know that I was a fartstomper.
by Miniseries August 9, 2003
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